We had really big plans for this day. We were going to wake up early, head to the "Bridges of Madison County" Fair for food, fun, and heart-pumping excitement.
And then we woke up and looked out of our window and we saw this:
And that was it for our awesome outdoor fun-filled day.
So instead, we stayed in the house and got on each others nerves.
And that is how this post happened.
So, in honor of the upcoming Halloween holiday, we have created for you your very own "Halloween Whodoneit Murder Mystery*"
(*disclaimer: substitue the word "Murder" for "Bonked the Beejebies out of Aubrey's Schnoz")
The Scene of the Crime:
And that was it for our awesome outdoor fun-filled day.So instead, we stayed in the house and got on each others nerves.
And that is how this post happened.
So, in honor of the upcoming Halloween holiday, we have created for you your very own "Halloween Whodoneit Murder Mystery*"
(*disclaimer: substitue the word "Murder" for "Bonked the Beejebies out of Aubrey's Schnoz")
The Scene of the Crime:
Today at 0800 hours, Aubrey Webb fell (or was she pushed...? ) from the window ledge in the kitchen and sustained injuries to her perfectly shaped little button nose. A report was filed and detectives scanned the area for clues as to who could have committed such a heinous crime. After hours of work, local authorities gave up and the case went cold.
Now, police need your help to solve the crime of the "Aubrey Nose-bonker"
The victim:
Now, police need your help to solve the crime of the "Aubrey Nose-bonker"
The victim:
(notice the swollen nose)
The aftermath:
The suspects:
#1: Brutal BrooklynWanted for multiple crimes including hugging with intent to squish and grand theft toy. Claims to have been "on the potty" during the time of above mentioned crime.
#2: Lethal LukeHas been known to break noses by just looking at them. Has no alibi for the time of the crime although police did find a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup wrapper licked clean in his back pocket. Make of that what you will.
#3: Ghastly AshleyPerfectly clean record except for a minor speeding ticket in July of '07. Wouldn't even hurt a fly that was about to poop on her food. (OK, she might swat at it, but definitely not kill it. OK, maybe she might kill it.)
#4: Angry AubreyThe picture says it all. Suffers from emotional instability, incoherent babbling, and detachment from reality.
Alrighty, my little detectives.
If you uncover the correct suspect and leave a comment declaring your findings, you just might get a promotion and the coveted title of
"WORLD'S BEST CRIME-SOLVING, BLOG-READING, CLUE-FINDING, GENIUS ON THE PLANET."
Good luck.
You're gunna need it...
8 comments:
Ashley I love reading your blog. You always are so creative!
I can't believe the snow today. Not cool. Hopefully that will be the end of it AT LEAST until December. :)
HAHA!!! Ashley you have the best blogs! I laugh every time I read one of your posts! You guys are great!
My guess of who could have done this "crime" is Luke. I don't know why....maybe it was just his freaky eyes in the picture but I think he did it! :)
I love your posts. So clever all the time. I'm gonna go with Aubrey- she looks very disheveled in her picture... maybe she was having a tipsy morning?! The snow can do that to you dang it!
This has to be the most creative post I've ever read! So fun! I hope Aubrey's poor little nose feels better soon. Anyway, on to business.
After reading through the case several times and after utilizing all my motherly detective skills. I would like to suspect Angry Aubrey, in the kitchen, with a bad sense of balance.
You are hilarious! I love your blog!! I still think I need to hire you to write mine so it's at least interesting!! Haha! You are so creative! I love it!
My guess, knowing how busy Aubrey is, my guess is also Aubrey. I know your girls love to climb in window sills, so I'm thinking she got up there herself!!
Oh, how I love this post. Most people would write, "Aubrey fell off and hurt her nose." The end.
I'm gonna have to go with Brooklyn on this one. "On the potty"...suurree. And her record is not exactly squeaky clean--if you know what I mean. Grand theft toy is a felony in all 50 states I believe. I bet they were trying to sneak some candy for breakfast and were using the chair to get it out of the cupboard that they couldn't reach. Brooklyn probably made Aubs be the one to get it while she was the lookout(less dangerous).
Seriously though...hope Aubs is feeling better! :)
you are so stinkin creative....and i totally think it was LUKE!
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