Halloween Festivities in the World's Longest Run-on Sentence

This October was jam-packed with so much excitement there is no possible way to ever write about all of it, so I'm going to attempt to sum this all up in one (very long) sentence.  

Starting now.

 

We had a ward trunk-or-treat activity where we met up with friends,

 

did a flash-mob Thriller dance for all to see (where Aubrey ROCKED THE HOUSE!), 

pouted for most of the night on account of NOT getting ONE family picture (WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!), 

cried over not being able to fit through the cardboard maze/spooky house on account of a too-large hoop dress (Woops),

 and continued the dance party (of 5) out in the parking lot (just like last year);

 then a few days later we hit up a friend's annual party (where we once again DID NOT get a single family picture, but we did run into Lance Armstrong and his doping doctor),

 wrapped ourselves as mummys,

 had a toilet paper fight,

 dominated the donuts on a string contest,

 

minus Luke, who did the opposite of dominate (but look how cute his smile is + he's not wearing leather leggings like certain others), 

 and then we blew that joint and headed to chaperone a stake dance (because yes; we are that cool),

and then Halloween came and we figured out the whole trick-or-treating thing + ran into our favorite sister missionary,

 and STILL DID NOT GET A FAMILY PICTURE.