Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Brace Yourself

 This week, I got braces.  
For the first few days I was wallowing in self pity, eating baby food, using pliers to get 2 day old pizza out of my teeth, and devising plans for how I could survive a year without ever showing my face in public.

And then I realized that that is impossible and I'm just going to have to live with my hideous self for a year and use this opportunity for another edition of
CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKE
I could not decide between all of these stunning ladies, so I just went for them all.
Brace yourself.

First up, is the vivacious Drew Barrymore from Never Been Kissed.
 In a close second, is Katy Perry 
(She's got the eye mouth of a tiger, and you're gonna hear her ROoOoOoAR.)
 Next, is the alluring Sue Sue Heck from "The Middle".
(Yes, her name is Sue Sue.  That is not a typo.  And now I know that you don't watch "The Middle" and you need to repent and go watch an episode right now.  She is the most talented actress on TV.  Hands down.)
And last is Darla the Fish Slayer from "Finding Nemo."

At least I'm in good company...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh My! You Are Hilarious! I Have To Love Sue Sue Hecks Look The Best Because I Agree She Is The BEST! Good Luck With The Daggers.....I Had Them For Two Yearsn N Hsted Every Second...You Actually LOok Great!

Recynd said...

Do you have braces in these photos? I'm sure, they're practically INVISIBLE! I was never cursed with them, but you should've seen the sadistic headgear kids back in the day had to wear...around the clock. Now THAT was hideous.

You couldn't be any dang cuter :)

December said...

You are so funny!! Did you seriously change clothes to match each of these characters?!?! Lol. You're so cute!
AND...I did not see braces on your teeth!!! You're beautiful as ever!!