This year's U.S. election has become quite the political circus. It's basically a choice between a felony-committing spawn of Satan or a salty, trollish, crude and immature manwhore.
Decisions, decisions.
But anywaaaaays, Brooklyn walked into the kitchen a month ago and announced that she was running for Publicity Chair on her school's Student Council. After I picked my jaw up off the floor and cleaned out my ears to make sure I had not in fact heard an imaginary voice from the farthest reaches of my imagination, we got to work on her campaign. All the ideas were hers (I almost ugly cried when she said she wanted an "emoji theme". Like... what... is.... that...?!), but they turned out awesome.
She was the very first one to give her election speech (which she slaaaayed!) and she'll be the cutest little Publicity Chair in the school's history. (Cause of course, she won!!!)
Now we'll just have to get her to run for President in the 2044 Election and pray there's still a government to run for.
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