"If You Give A Girl A Gift" By Ashley Webb

Among the glorious gifts we received this Christmas, was this charming little book (complete with matching stuffed animal) called, "If You Give A Moose A Muffin".It's a darling tale of, well, what happens if you give a moose a muffin.

And here is the Webb Family tale of what happens if you give a girl a gift.

"If You Give A Girl A Gift"
by Ashley Webb
If you give a girl an Erasable Color Top Discover and Learn table and chair set, they will want to color on it all morning.

but eventually you will have to drag them back in to finish opening presents, and then that girl will want a Little Pony Dream Castle.
If you give a girl a Little Pony Dream Castle, it will remind her that she's a princess, and she will want a Snow White Princess dress.
If you give a girl a Snow White Princess dress, she will want a tiara. And while she's at it, she'll decide that she wants to be a Snow Fairy Queen instead.
If you give a girl a Snow Fairy Queen dress, she'll decide that being a queen is no fun and she'd rather be a boy. So, she'll ask for a tool box.
If you give a girl a tool box, she will get tired from all the hammering, and ask for a book to read while she takes a break.
If you give a girl a book to read, she'll cut her finger on one of the pages and ask you for a Band-Aid.
And if you give that girl a Band-Aid (especially if it's a Curious George Band-Aid), she will think it's the coolest Christmas present ever.

The End.