Old McDonald Had a Farm

Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.

And on that farm, he had a slide.
And it was ridiculously fast and it made me very afraid.

Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm, he had a duck.
A rubber one in a pool of mucky dirt water.
Oh, and my kids drank that water.
With their mouths.
Until some random stranger told them to stop since I was too busy participating in a duck race and wasn't paying attention.
Mother of the Year...?
Probably not.

Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm, he had a hay maze.
Which was funny until the twins got lost in it.
Then it was hilarious.

Yea. Mother of the Year is not going to happen.

Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a huge, strange, plastic trampoline/blow-up thingy.
Which doesn't belong on a farm, but was still pretty awesome.

Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a horse.
And that horse liked to pee.

Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a pig.
And that pig smelled like butt.
Old McDonald had a farm.
And on that farm he had some goats that were walking on tiny little planks 20 feet in the air.
And on that farm he also had some random little boy that kept getting in my pictures.
And on that farm he had a corn pit.
And, oh what a corn pit it was.

There was jumping here...
and jumping there...Here a jump...There a jump...Everywhere a jump jump.
Oh, and there was some of this going on too:Old McDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
And on his farm he had a tractor.
And that tractor required some slave labor.
Luckily, Aubrey was there to provide it.
Old McDonald had a farm.
And on that farm he had a Mad Hatter's Tea Party.
Naturally.

Old McDonald had a farm.
And on that farm he had an apple orchard.
And oh, what an apple orchard it was.
E-I-E-I-O.