A question, an equation, an explanation, and an answer.

Question: How long should it take to walk from one end of the Seal Beach Pier to the other?

The equation:
Explanation:
First, you take X (which is a regular person's walking speed) divided by Aubrey's walking speed(a) (which is 4 times slower than the average walking speed.)

Next you raise p (Pigeons) to the 26th power.

Then add 1 big (very entertaining) boat.

Now you must divide all the above by the 12,825 pictures that I felt the need to take.

Add in one very bumpy walkway,

And 1 pbs (peanut butter shake) from Ruby's (complete with folding classic car).
And the answer to the question, "How long should it take to walk from one end of the Seal Beach Pier to the other?" is....


A very long (and a very enjoyable) time.