This is my brother.
The first time he tried to surf he got hit in the head with my dad's surfboard in the first 2 minutes of being in the water and came to shore crying his eyes out and swearing up and down that he would "never - ever - ever - no - matter - what - EVER try surfing again."
Then my dad came to shore, picked him up by the wetsuit, muttered something along the lines of "stop being a pansie you little wuss..." and dragged him back out into the ocean.
The moral of the story:
If at first you don't succeed...
Dad will make you cry.
And you'll be grateful for the rest of your life.
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(P.S. Once when I was 12, my family went on skiing trip and my dad made me go down a black diamond run that I totally didn't want to go down and I ended up flying off a cliff and being unconscious for half a day. So the moral of the story could also be "If at first you don't succeed, dad will try to kill you.")
P.S.S. This brother of mine got to surf with this girl:
SAY WHAAAT?
I'm so ticked he didn't ask her out.
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Ok, random, but today Tyler and I went to the Natural History Museum and there was an awesome dinosaur exhibit. The only thing I could think of the entire time was "I need to send all of these pictures to the Webb's!" Then, I sent my little brother a picture (he's 11, so my mom showed him from her phone), and he asked me what kind it was. I replied, "T-Rex?" And he said, "No. I think its an allosarus." Seriously? haha I loved it.
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