Gossip Girl

This girl's got some juicy secrets.

Every day when she gets home, she dashes to find me (I'm usually in the kitchen, let's be real.) and then she spills the beans.  

And boy, does she spill.

Today for example, one boy lost his happy note for stealing another boys banana at lunch.

One boys mom came to school in her police uniform and car and turned her siren on and showed them her gun and when Aubrey asked if she would go to jail for not wearing her seat-belt, the policewoman told her no.  (Thanks for that.)

She now wants to be a police officer.

One with a dog.

 Then, she counted the highest in the class and her teacher could. not. believe. it.

One little boy kicked her on the monkey bars.

She lost her dinosaur in the wood chips.

The naughty little boy next to her lost his happy note.  Again.

And she played "Secret Magic Kingdom" at recess.

  She's a genuine snitch. 

And I love it.